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Gandalf the Gay
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What You See Is . . . NOT!

The caption of this picture implies that Kate is flustered by a Solomon Islands topless lady. However, if you actually look at the video of the event, you will see that Kate is, in reality, adjusting her hair from a recently bestowed necklace, and, in fact, is not at all disconcerted.
Just the media, lying again, trying to make something of the incident, relative to the Cambridge’s recent lawsuit.
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Presidential Pardons
Duncan Renaldo
One of the people that President Frankie Roosevelt pardoned (for illegal entry into the United States) was Duncan Renaldo. According to WikiPedia, The Cisco Kid was born in Romania!
Barak Obama’s Pardons
George W. Bush’s Pardons
Bill Clinton’s Pardons
George Bush’s Pardons
Big list of Prominents pardoned
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Yikes! What if they were . . .
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Apple design chief: ‘Our goal isn’t to make money’
Apple might be the most valuable company in the world
but its design chief insists it is not in it for the money.
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Duh . . . . you think?
Was the petrol price rigged too?
Motorists may have been paying too much for their petrol because banks and other traders are likely to have tried to manipulate oil prices in the same way they rigged interest rates, an official report has warned.
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Fuel of the Future?
How many gallons of gasoline would it take to charge an iPhone? 
–ANSWER–
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Melanoma Resistance?
Naturally-occuring molecule linked to melanoma resistance
Melanoma, the most dangerous form of skin cancer, can be held in check by a natural immune system molecule, a study has shown. –more–
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DNS Changer
Could the internet really shut down?
Thousands of users around the world are likely to lose internet access on Monday thanks to a virus called DNS Changer – how bad could things get, asks Matt Warman. –more–
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New Senior Health Plan
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
[Disclaimer: please do not kill the politicians, just nick them.]
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Twinkies in Danger!
When the manufacturer of the classic Twinkie snack cake filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy last week, a little part of America died.
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All is Well
Winter solstice sunrise over Stonehenge is good omen for 2012
The omens are good that 2012 will be an excellent year . . .
It has been a very jolly occasion. It’s a good omen for the year ahead. -More-
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Women Are Flexible
The End of the World came and went while you were on Facebook.
Women are Angels… and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. Women are flexible like that!
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Beware the Pistol Purse . . .
It’s not unusual for 17-year-olds to find themselves in hot water with the fashion police. But on a flight from Virginia to Florida, Vanessa Gibbs found herself detained by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) over the appearance of her purse.
And just to be clear, it wasn’t the content inside the purse that the TSA objected to. No, agency officials took exception with the design of a gun on Gibbs’ handbag.
“It’s my style, it’s camouflage, it has an old western gun on it,” Gibbs told News4Jax.com. Gibbs didn’t run into any trouble while traveling north from Jacksonville International Airport. But on her way back home, TSA officials at Norfolk International Airport pulled her aside.
“She was like, ‘This is a federal offense because it’s in the shape of a gun,'” Gibbs said. “I’m like, ‘But it’s a design on a purse. How is it a federal offense?'”.
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How Many Times Do We Have to be Told . . .
You Can’t Believe Everything You See on the Internet!

Pippa Middleton adoringly feeds Prince Harry cake during the royal wedding.... or does she? Photo: Alison Jackson
See the Truth!
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Flexible Speed Limit

The “creative” way in which Congress in its wisdom has dealt with the nation’s debt limit each time that limit is reached could be applied to many other limits that have been set by state and local lawmakers across the country. -more-
This and many more at: TheOsgoodFile.com
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