Category Archives: Nonsense

Star Trek’s Tractor Beam – Science Fact?

The caption of this picture implies that Kate is flustered by a Solomon Islands topless lady. However, if you actually look at the video of the event, you will see that Kate is, in reality, adjusting her hair from a … Continue reading →

Duncan Renaldo One of the people that President Frankie Roosevelt pardoned (for illegal entry into the United States) was Duncan Renaldo. According to WikiPedia, The Cisco Kid was born in Romania! Barak Obama’s Pardons George W. Bush’s Pardons Bill Clinton’s … Continue reading →

. Apple design chief: ‘Our goal isn’t to make money’ Apple might be the most valuable company in the world but its design chief insists it is not in it for the money. –more–

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot … Continue reading →

Top 10 Iconic Junk Foods When the manufacturer of the classic Twinkie snack cake filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy last week, a little part of America died. -More-

The End of the World came and went while you were on Facebook. Women are Angels… and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. Women are flexible like that!

It’s not unusual for 17-year-olds to find themselves in hot water with the fashion police. But on a flight from Virginia to Florida, Vanessa Gibbs found herself detained by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) over the appearance of her purse. … Continue reading →

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You Can’t Believe Everything You See on the Internet! See the Truth! – more Jackson –

On September 29, Reed Hastings cashed in 5000 shares of his Netflix stock options. He bought 5000 shares at his stock option price of a buck and a half, and then sold them for $128.13/each. That’s a nice one-day profit … Continue reading →

Millions of virtual monkeys have almost typed out the entire works of Shakespeare by bashing random keys on simulated typewriters. OR: [comment] Random monkeys seem to have taken over the writing of policy documents for all world organisations..most of them … Continue reading →

Remember, any stupid thing you say will live forever on the Internet. From May, 2005. “I don’t think the success of the iPod can continue in the long term, however good Apple may be.” -more-

The 501st Legion is forbidden to make money for their Star Wars gigs; not so the South Pacific island state of Niue. Niue?!? What the heck is that? Check it out!

Hitler cat ‘overlooked for adoption because of markings’ Staff at an animal charity have named an abandoned kitten “Kitler” – because she bears an uncanny resemblance to the Nazi leader. The six-week-old cat – which was abandoned at the roadside … Continue reading →

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” … Continue reading →

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Oldest light bulb still burning after 110 years An American town is preparing to celebrate a light bulb that has been glowing more-or-less continuously since 1901. –more–